The Awkward Turtle

Regurgitating things....awkwardly

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this makes me feel like i took the red pill.

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Actual things that happened on book tour - Here is a list of ridiculous things that happened to me on book tour in no particular order, part 1: Realized that my nipples were very obvious only minute...
G i r l O n G a u c h e

As a quick and tasty holiday dish, this Instant Pot Honey Glazed Spiral Ham is a great choice. The… - As a quick and tasty holiday dish, this Instant Pot Honey Glazed Spiral Ham is a great choice. The sweet and savory glaze brings out the natural flavors ...
Inspire me, now!

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Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

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Still "Fuck You" After All These Years - Happy fifth anniversary, you crazy son of a bitch.
Pitchfork: Latest News

Tyler, the Creator Expands Spring Tour, Adding Dates With Earl Sweatshirt - [image: Tyler, the Creator Expands Spring Tour, Adding Dates With Earl Sweatshirt] *Photo by Erez Avissar* Odd Future kingpin Tyler, the Creator, who's...
I LISTEN TO EVERYTHING

Loving: Beth Ditto - I Wrote The Book - Beth Ditto
Stuff White People Like

#136: My So-Called Life - Though very specific to white people who were going through an awkward phase in 1995 (basically anyone between eleven and forty), My So-Called Life’s reson...
20-Nothings

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