Following in the footsteps of one of the most hilarious episodes of It's Always Sunny "The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby" - Dumpter Doritos takes a delicious nacho cheesy spin on the dumpster baby (what is wrong with me)
Just watch and give it hella views so my pal can win money for enough cigarettes and wiskey to fuel the next great American cinema.
http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/video/1547/
(skip the intro and don't watch any of the other rubbish...no seriously, don't...unless you want instilled a primal fear of doritos poltergeisting you out of your bed at 3:15am. I do just fine scaring the shit out of myself without the help of my favorite snack food going all Linda Blair on my innocent slumbering body thank you very much. Jerk.)
Fire nipples
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My eyes have decided to stop working in low-light so I bought this necklace
thing that has little flashlights at the end so I could use it for reading
and ...