Quarter Life Crisis

fascinating and insightful article that sadly and easily dissects pretty much every emotion in life right now and tells us who to blame it on - our parents! although according to the quiz at the end i'm b) you're not in crisis yet, but you're starting to show some signs. time to think about a five-year plan.

this is all i've come up with so far: don't move back in with parents.

meh.

courtesy of HKGIII

american assholes

apologies for continuing this anti-american theme, but its just jokes for funny and laughing. p.s. that ginge totally looks like someone you know, 25 pts. for whoever guesses what im thinking

Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes

courtesy of JBlake

Update: annnnd 25 points goes to HKGIII

even our geniuses are dumbasses.

read about how NASA lost the moon landing tapes. 

um...like seriously? this isn't a pair of keys here. i've never been one to believe the conspiracy theories surrounding the moon landing, but this fiasco reeks of sketch. more mounting evidence that America is failing at life. 

Hawaii Chair

yes please. 

so wrong, its right

click for the Helen Keller experience

An Education

(500) Days of Summer: Post (3)

i believe this will be the 3rd post where i mention this film, but having actually seen it now, i can express my sentiments with a bit more authority. roomie hooked me up at a screening last night and i'm still thinking about '500 Days of Summer'. i loved it so much, i want to buy a ticket to see it again to alleviate the guilt of having seen it for free. some of the lines so profoundly impacted me that i printed out the script at the office to re-read them. as you may know, i hate giving reviews and summaries, and usually end up giving them anyway but here's what i'll say about this incredible film:

it is honest and real. quirky and sweet. heartbreaking and joyful. whimsical and totally grounded. bittersweet and beautiful. quite simply, one of the most relatable films on love and relationships i have ever seen. its broke my heart and then mended it. both Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are revelations. Los Angeles is portrayed beautifully (none of that sunset strip bullshit). the non-linear structure and juxtapositioning of the character arcs are brilliant. i highly recommend and strongly urge you to go see it as soon as your town gets it (yes, it's coming to San Antonio). seriously. do. it. this is the type of film that causes a defeated 2nd assistant to go home to her roommate and say 'thank you so much, now THAT is the why i moved out here...'

f**k its so good, i can't even handle it:

for those in the flyover states, trailer: