The Awkward Turtle

Friday, May 1, 2009

Lamebook

lameness preview:

Mentally Stimulating Diversions

So EChance has once again triumphed in getting me addicted to yet another time-theiving web activity. While you're wasting company time, you can feel proud of yourself for identifying all 50 states in 6:00 minutes flat or further cement your worthlessness when you can only guess 20 out of 47 European countries. Did you know this is a country called 'Andorra'? And its not just geography, quizzes range from George Carlin's 7 dirty words to Oldest Premiere League Goalscorers to Hip Hop Stage Names.

Either way, it's fun and educational. Did you know that aside from Lincoln and Kennedy, James A Garfield and William McKinley were also assassinated in office?

See if you can beat my 50 US States score of 6:25 at Sportcle

Highdeas.com

another brilliant Thrillist suggestion

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Introducing the iSnort

Holy Effing Sickness

whole chicken in a can

i'll spare my poor blog from accompanying this post with a visual aide

thank you becca - i wanted to stop snacking at work and this has proven highly effective. in fact, i think i'll post a picture of this on my fridge at home...summer bikini bod diet is in full effect.