Julia Roberts' toast to Tom Hanks at some pricy hollywood gala bullshit
can't wait until this woman goes through menopause, you know she'll be that fiery spry older lady that there's just no reckoning with - who when her twins' nag 'mom! what's for dinner' she'll curl a wicked smile and reply 'poisoned soup dear'...
Mortifying myself without even leaving the house
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Autocorrect on my text messages is making me look even more unhinged than
normal lately, so if you ever feel bad about your texting issues, please
enjoy th...
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