Julia Roberts' toast to Tom Hanks at some pricy hollywood gala bullshit
can't wait until this woman goes through menopause, you know she'll be that fiery spry older lady that there's just no reckoning with - who when her twins' nag 'mom! what's for dinner' she'll curl a wicked smile and reply 'poisoned soup dear'...
Not how I expected my morning to go
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So this morning I had to get up early for a doctors appointment but instead
of my alarm I woke up to an incredibly loud IMMINENT THREAT flood warning
and s...
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