even the girl next door loves her a good F Bomb

Julia Roberts' toast to Tom Hanks at some pricy hollywood gala bullshit

can't wait until this woman goes through menopause, you know she'll be that fiery spry older lady that there's just no reckoning with - who when her twins' nag 'mom! what's for dinner' she'll curl a wicked smile and reply 'poisoned soup dear'...

Passion Pit - The Reeling

just cause its a bomb ass vid...

i do not jest, and don't call me shirley

yes, bacon diet coke

not to be confused with:

bacon vodka

bacon coffee

bacon ice cream

bacon cotton candy

and i'll stop there because as surprising as it is disgusting, you can google bacon flavored anything and you'll find it...no seriously, try it.

Trailer: The Boat That Rocked

Since the embeded video is set on the uber annoying autoplay here's the link to the uber awesome trailer: The Boat That Rocked

ACL Lineup Announced!

Full Lineup Here

now, the inevitable decision: ACL or Lollapalooza?

this is like Sophie's Choice. 

"I'm not even mad, I'm Just Amazed"

i mean, what do you expect from a chick who only hangs out with guidos...

Chick Makes Same Dumb Face in Every Pic - Watch more Funny Videos

All it takes is one...

...stupidly good idea. 

the snuggie empire expands. those bitches - i hope they enjoy eating cake made of gold and sailing yachts on the reg' with that guy who invented icicle lights and the pet rock dude.