Cheap Brew

Eureka!  ThriftyBeer.com

Plain and simple, this site locates the cheapest beer in your neighborhood. They even break it down by brand of beer and case size so that you're never again faced with the bewildering decision between a case of Corona at Ralphs or a sixer of Modelo at Vons?!

Unfortunately this is only available in Los Angeles and surrounding areas right now, but don't worry, I'm sure I will singlehandedly keep this site thriving, eventually enabling them to spread to other markets. So stay tuned...

WTF Movie Trailer of the Day

I went to imdb.com to provide you with important information like cast, director, theatrical release date, but apparently this gem was released theatrically in France in 2003 and straight to DVD in the USA in 2004. So it's your lucky day, you don't have to wait for this nugget to come to theaters! You can slide on down to your neighborhood Blockbuster and for only $4.02 watch Gary Oldman play the little person father-in-law to Matthew McConaughey. Guess what I'm doing Saturday night...

Modern Love Part Deux

romance in the modern day

goosebumps. yes, i am a closeted hopeless romantic despite what people may say...

The Bloggess

I feel talentless, unoriginal and mediocre reading this awesome blog: The Bloggess

Notable Posts:

all of them

Note to self: must find voice. Self deprecating f-bomb dropping link pasting is not going to cut it. 

My Life Is Average

In the vein of the brilliant debbie downer site FML... 

Introducing: My Life is Average

Megan Fox is Certifiable

bat shit crazy Megan Fox's views on High School Musical:

"Let me tell you what it's really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad. It's about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there's music involved. You have to get stoned and watch it."

- Megan Fox tells the new issue of Esquire

the price for being so damn hot: cuckoo bananas 

Via PerezHilton

Click for more Megan Fox insanity

All My Single Ladies

Gossip Girl 80's Style & Dove Real New York Stories

Tonight's Promising TV prospect: Gossip Girl "Valley Girls"

Tonight on Gossip Girl we will be introduced to what CW hopes to be the segue to the GG spinoff about Lily VanDerWoodsen's former life as a wild child in Los Angeles in the 80's. Although there have been rumors swirling that the the spinoff is dead, Josh Schwartz has denied such claims spouting some diplomatic industry speak that basically means either Britney Snow sucks or the writers botched this potentially brilliant idea good. So really, tonight is the moment of truth. Lily VanDerWoodsen already semi-annoys me in present time, I don't know how the 80's rebel teen version of her will be any better, but honestly anything related to Gossip Girl AND the 80's has incredible promise and I'm hoping for the best.

Meanwhile, in present NYC...

I'm sure you've seen the Dove series "GOSSIP GIRL: Real NYC Stories Revealed" during the commercial breaks of our fave show. These 'real' stories and characters are just as glamourous as our favorite fictional upper east siders...did you catch the one of the couture wedding dress designer who met her equally successful husband while skiing with friends in the swiss alps?! jeals.  You can watch the finales of each girl's story here: www.cwtv.com/dovegofresh.com

There are two episodes left, so tune in! I pretty much love every campaign Dove does, always keepin' it real. 

While you're there I also highly recommend you check out: Chasing Dorota 

obsessed

Awkward Boners

another awkward blog, pretty much what it sounds like. 

I'm In Las Vegas Bitch!

went to vegas for the first time this weekend, every thing they say about vegas is true. they weren't lying when they dubbed it 'sin city' - that's all I can reveal here.

Best Vegas Party Favor besides my hefty black jack winnings and that handle of vodka Lily couldn't take on the plane:
Turn My Swag On - Soulja Boy

Happy Mother's Day

and one more treat...
poor britney