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Friday, June 5, 2009

Dimitri The Stud

apparently this is an old vid, but it's new to me...maybe it's new to you too:

National Donut Day


holey donut holes! it's National Donut Day! in honor of my favorite confectionery breakfast treat celebrate, by grabbing a free donut at krispy kreme or dunkin donuts. i'd like to take this opportunity to give a big shout out to Ken's Donuts of Austin, TX for all the fine work they do. what i wouldn't do for a glazed blueberry cake from Ken's right now...

check out the lamest national donut day youtube video ever...

seriously, i hate this girl. she doesn't even like donuts. and she chose was a measly donut hole!? lame. as. shit.

to make up for that heinous vid, i was compelled to rummage through the search results, but all i found was more flaccid rubbish. they should seriously require a mandatory permit/license to make youtube videos. this could be said about blog writing as well, but let's not open up those flood gates.

check it:

wtf kid. i was going to let you off the hook being a child and all, but what the hell does some gnarly winged demon cat have to do with this joyous holiday?! you're weird.


hell no i wont follow you on twitter.


ug. i will punch you in your donut hole. hard.

just sayin'

uhhhhhhhhh, the bloggess is so good. that is all.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

on a lighter note

i was grasping at straws trying to erased the wretched memory of my last post when my youtube homepage delivered this forgotten gem. though a few days late and not quite topical anymore - seeing as i can.not. get into the bachelorette this season (what?! no! shocking) - this hilarious mother/daughter dream team puts out these 'Beyond Reality' recaps for various current reality shows. anyone who thinks the name 'tiptyn' is as ridiculous as i do gets my unmitigated attention. check out their recap of 'hot tub harris'' exploits from this monday's bachelorette... 
to see more recaps of bachelorette, survivor, hells kitchen, top model, idol, so you think you can dance, and some more shows whose maddie and janet recaps are more entertaining than the actual shows themselves check out Beyond Reality with Maddie and Janet. 

are you there God, it's me C?

so, just a regular slow afternoon at work and I'm was typing in my blog address to make a post about apartment hunting jargon decoded, and in a most innocently dyslexic moment I reversed the 's' and the 'p' (blogpsot instead of blogspot) - word of advice: don't EVER make the same mistake I did because... 
O.
M.
Goodness. 


Is this some sort of sign?! am I a lukewarm Christian destined for the 7th ring of hell?! Is saying 'effing' as bad as the 'f word'?! any discussion of the Rapture, Tribulation and Revelation will seriously give me nightmares for days. and you know why?! because I know what will happen to me - this blog alone will damn me. Oh Jesus. And I don't say that in vain, I really mean it - Oh Jesus! Save me! okay, i have to go read my Bible now. Goodbye

dude, seriously go read the '22' signs of the end of days. that stuff is like seriously legit. yeah...didn't think you wanted to think about it either. at least we're doomed together.

p.s. riddle me this: why in the hell heck does the abundant Bible website have awkwardturtled.blogpsot.com as their web address?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

i think i've figured out what i want for my birthday...

...yes, this, definitely this.

courtesy of who do you think

EchoPlex: Bootie LA

Who wants to go with!?!?!? Bueller, Bueller?

via Thrillist

F**K Yeah Austin


Fuck Yeah Austin Blog

Caution: Austin transplants in other cities, this will cause a major jonesing for queso, rolling hill surrounded lakes and even dare I say it...a bittersweet yearning for the sound of bugs in summertime

Courtesy of EChance


Post Modern Mary POPins

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

100,000 Fans

thought this was a pretty genius idea of musical democracy...
100,000 Fans

The Internet can be wildly effective at helping bands achieve success via grassroots means, like streaming tunes on MySpace, tracking even the tiniest shows on Pollstar, and actually, making sure they never achieve success via BitTorrent. Breaking bands for real, with your help: 100,000 Fans.

100,000's a Venice-based site that's enlisted a team of music-biz experts to curate a small selection of unsigned artists they think have the goods, then gives fans the opportunity to help them "make it", or at the very least, stop "making fries". The site's tastemakers range from studio engineers to label owners, all of whom've worked with major artists from Diana Krall to Blink 182; once they choose an act, their album's made available to stream/download, alongside a bio and tools to 1) share the tracks (via Twitter/Facebook/email) and 2) help the band out financially via PayPal "donations", with the money you throw in going straight to the artist's fund for expenses like recording/touring/tighter pants. While they'll gladly accept mountains of cash, support can be "as little as $2", and once the business peeps behind the site see a significant user-generated groundswell for an artist, they promise to help further advance their career via partnerships with online marketers and labels -- helping expose so many people to your favorite new band's music, you'll be forced to hate them.

Three artists're added every week, with current acts including emotive New Zealand singer-songwriter Crofton Orr, hot-chick-led melodic poppers A.M. Pacific, and LA indie rockers Les Blanks, who clearly pride themselves on being wildly effective at French infertility.

Discover your new favorite band at
100000Fans.com

Reblogged from Thrillist

Monday, June 1, 2009

Boogie Down, Festivoo Hero

straight up brought tears to my eyes, just beautiful (must watch in its entirety)...

this guy is an American hero.

Courtesy of Lily O via LineOut