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Friday, May 1, 2009

Lamebook


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Mentally Stimulating Diversions

So EChance has once again triumphed in getting me addicted to yet another time-theiving web activity.  While you're wasting company time, you can feel proud of yourself for identifying all 50 states in 6:00 minutes flat or further cement your worthlessness when you can only guess 20 out of 47 European countries. Did you know this is a country called 'Andorra'? And its not just geography, quizzes range from George Carlin's 7 dirty words to Oldest Premiere League Goalscorers to Hip Hop Stage Names. 

Either way, it's fun and educational. Did you know that aside from Lincoln and Kennedy, James A Garfield and William McKinley were also assassinated in office?

See if you can beat my 50 US States score of 6:25 at Sportcle

Highdeas.com

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Introducing the iSnort

Holy Effing Sickness



i'll spare my poor blog from accompanying this post with a visual aide 

thank you becca - i wanted to stop snacking at work and this has proven highly effective. in fact, i think i'll post a picture of this on my fridge at home...summer bikini bod diet is in full effect. 

Swine Flu Graphic Design


my personal favorite: 

Courtesy of B. Crow

GirlOnGauche ReBloggings

just a bunch of wicked awesome shit...

1. actual conversation between an american naval ship and canadian authorities







gchat monkey fun

Try in gChat:

:(|) ♥ [:|] monkey loves robot

:(|) ♥ ~@~ monkey loves poo

:(|) ♥ \m/ monkey loves rock n’ roll

reposted from GirlOnGauche

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Dude, Scientology

it never gets old laughing at these lunatics
"all my friends were like: what?! you've never shrunk yourself to fit in a giraffe's kidney and then played clue?!"

Courtesy of EChance (E, we have to drive by their mothership tonight on the way to the wrap party - maybe we should get audited so we can make our buttholes quote Garden State )

note: yes! this shit is for real. it was originally posted on youtube by some scientologist fool to educate people and bring them to the church. 

The Clean Plate Club

well...the silver lining of last night as I watched the dynasty helplessly succumb to those rat bastard Mavs, was the amazing home cooked meal Chef Becca prepared for us. She's the type of girl with an endearingly delusional amount of humility who, pretty much a champ at anything she attempts, insisted "I don't know, I've never tried Turkey Burgers before or done Onion rings this way - forgive me" Okay, first of all - anyone who has not under gone proper culinary training, who actually attempts to make either of these from scratch  is one badass mofo in my book. Secondly, it was so incredibly delicious that Becca graciously accepted me into the "Clean Plate Club." I mean look at that pic - two buck chuck, pecans in their green beans, such a classy touch. The point of a post about a simple meal is this: it wasn't just the succulent turkey patties or the flavorful green beans, it was the rare experience of enjoying something that didn't come from a can, microwave or a drive-in. I left truly inspired, wanting to kick myself for being blase while living at home, balking at my mother's announcement of "we're having breaded chicken breasts, pan roasted asparagus and roasted new potatoes." So, thank you Becca for filling not just my tummy, but my soul ;) You will make some man very fat and happy one day. 

Better Off... airing our show mother f**kers


click to see a funny video and learn something interesting about the industry in which I work

lol


Erin**** (10:47:21 AM): That's just the protocol
Belinda***" (10:47:33 AM): what is protocal mean?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

even the girl next door loves her a good F Bomb

Julia Roberts' toast to Tom Hanks at some pricy hollywood gala bullshit

can't wait until this woman goes through menopause, you know she'll be that fiery spry older lady that there's just no reckoning with - who when her twins' nag 'mom! what's for dinner' she'll curl a wicked smile and reply 'poisoned soup dear'...

Passion Pit - The Reeling

just cause its a bomb ass vid...

i do not jest, and don't call me shirley



not to be confused with:

and i'll stop there because as surprising as it is disgusting, you can google bacon flavored anything and you'll find it...no seriously, try it.

Trailer: The Boat That Rocked


Since the embeded video is set on the uber annoying autoplay here's the link to the uber awesome trailer: The Boat That Rocked

ACL Lineup Announced!


now, the inevitable decision: ACL or Lollapalooza?
this is like Sophie's Choice. 

Monday, April 27, 2009

"I'm not even mad, I'm Just Amazed"

i mean, what do you expect from a chick who only hangs out with guidos...

Chick Makes Same Dumb Face in Every Pic - Watch more Funny Videos

All it takes is one...

...stupidly good idea. 

the snuggie empire expands. those bitches - i hope they enjoy eating cake made of gold and sailing yachts on the reg' with that guy who invented icicle lights and the pet rock dude