The F***ing Word of the Day

this is kinda like that episode of Saved by the Bell where the gang learns about history by spreading rumors and gossip about it through school. "hey guys did you hear the general custer like totally died" "sally hemmings is such a sloot"
who said swearing dimishes your vocabulary? not this guy.

and for more cussing fun.
note: i have zero authorship over this, thank you person whoever made this fwd:

Cussing at Work
Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
Number 10 TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a___

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

Thank You, Human Resources

Glee Sneak Peek: Sweet Caroline

Oh. Dude. Stop. This is beyond. Tonight on Glee, Puck sings “Sweet Caroline” – buy me a Tiger Beat and form a French braiding train - I am legit schoolgirl giddy. Solid evidence that Glee was created to make life rad. This will provide me with daydream material for a year - minimum. Foxy man make me swoon.

Developing Awesomeness

yee haw. order this shit (below) to series!

"Meanwhile, ABC has also given a script-plus-penalty order to "We Are
Here," a comedy from scribe Hilary Winston ("My Name Is Earl"), who will exec
produce with Anthony and Joe Russo. Project centers on four friends from the
U. of Texas, all of whom still live in Austin, but deal with the arrival of
adulthood in different ways. Winston's credits include "Community." Sony
Pictures TV is behind the project"