Tomorrow, the Golden Girls do Spring Break:
Cool = Que Padre
Kiss My Ass = Besa Mi Culo
What do I know = Que se yo
Shit = Mierda
You're fucked = Estas en el horno (literally: you're in an oven)
You're fucking with me/don't fuck with me: No mames
I would not do that even if I was drunk = Ni en pedo
Have a whale of a time = Se diviertirse con un ano (literally: have fun with a midget)
Tips:
If you get the tourista take CIPRO
oh and: "valum" "vikatin" "hidrocodino"
*but ojo with those...ojo means watch out
*CORRECTION: midget is actually enano, se diviertirse con un enano. not ano. ano is butthole. don't have fun with ano, or do -- different strokes for different folks.
Courtesy (literally copied and pasted) of Jess, the most cultured and worldly gal I know
Second Best Advice I've received today:
I HOPE YOU ARE SAFE IN CABO. THEY HAVE PUT A TRAVEL ADVISORY FOR CABO AT THE STATE DEPT. AND ARE ASKING YOUNG PEOPLE NOT TO GO THERE FOR SPRING BREAK, BECAUSE OF AN ABUNDANCE OF VIOLENCE. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR SURROUNDINGS,AND DON'T GET BLIND DRUNK AND LOSE ALL REASON IN AN UNREASONABLE WORLD.
Courtesy of my mother
(I wish I could roll my eyes at the blind drunk comment, but let's face it -- its good advice and she knows me too well)
Download:
James Taylor - Mexico
if only i could figure out how to embed single songs here, that would be baller
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