Having been stricken with a savage craving for Matt's El Rancho queso this afternoon, I proceeded to google it and stumbled upon a most serendipitous discovery. How I thought a google search would satisfy my fierce jonesing, escapes me. I presume that in my queso craving haze I must've momentarily believed myself to be Jane Jetson - thinking a molcajete of queso was going to pop out of the computer. (Google Labs, get on that) But the Google gods had something almost as good as instant food synthesis: the best blog ever...
Blog con Queso. Okay, so maybe not the best blog ever - but absolutely the best blog title in history. Blog con Queso is only like 5 entires, the most recent post being from July of '07 - but I think its name alone pretty much makes up for its lack of content. Have you ever heard anything so brilliant in your life. Shit, I might name my first born child Blog con Queso I love it so much. I am a little disappointed that these self proclaimed 'queso lovers' are holding hostage such a fantastic name and have failed to deliver on its false promises of 'quesopertise' (word coinage fail). This blog is like one of the Octo Mom's poor babies that desperately needs to be reclaimed by someone who would give it the proper care and attention it deserves. If I ever get back to Texas, I'm going to hunt down this 'Mean Rachel,' challenge her to a duel for this blog's honor then show Blog con Queso what it's been needing/wanting all along.
Man, I would do many terrible things for some Matt's El Rancho queso right now.
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