Julia Roberts' toast to Tom Hanks at some pricy hollywood gala bullshit
can't wait until this woman goes through menopause, you know she'll be that fiery spry older lady that there's just no reckoning with - who when her twins' nag 'mom! what's for dinner' she'll curl a wicked smile and reply 'poisoned soup dear'...
I HAD A GUMMIE AND I DON’T KNOW IF I’M TOO HIGH OR IF I AM DEAD. (Spoiler:
you’re too high.)
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So. This is a post that will probably get me mocked and possibly should be
titled, “Idiot woman fucked around and found out” because that’s probably
what a...
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