JFGI

i know i through around the adjective 'brilliant' far to often and it's probably lost its impact. all 4 of you readers are totally 'brilliant' jaded. but this acronym really is so g.d. brilliant i had to use it. not even going to use the urban dictionary thesaurus to come up with a new fresh hyperbole.

but i digress...

EChance discovered this brilliant acronym while taking some quiz about identifying internet acronyms/net lingo. (i know right, nerd!*)

JFGI = Just F**king Google It

used when someone iChats you an asinine question that they could just as easily google and in fact have wasted your time and theirs by asking you in the first place. if you're a fool like me and easily tricked into googling answers to these questions for your friends, you'll find this phrase incredibly efficient and useful. note: phrase not half as fun on the receiving end.

Examples:

Jane: how do you get to beverly drive?

Karen: JFGI

Jane: is it weird if one of my boobs is much bigger than the other?

Karen: JFGI

Karen: who is opening for Passion Pit tonight?
Jane: JFGI
Karen: doh!

Bart Simpson learned the hard way.

*i totally took this quiz and failed really bad. sorry i don't speak robot, internet!